'The art of living well and the art of dying well are one"

Epicurus

our team

Florence "Pancho" Barnes

CEO/CFO/COO/CPO/COOL

Organizational Inspiration

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Clutch Cargo

Chief Pilot

IT Consultant (SynchroVox)

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Gregory “Pappy” Boyington

Director, Human Relations

Life Skills Coach

kirby “sky King” grant

Designated Flight Examiner

Vice-President of Meddling

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stephen “Jake cutter” collins

Senior Director, Flight Operations

Chief “Procurement” Officer

Robert “Red” Gene West

Senior Director, Safety

Assistant Coach, Anger Management

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jeff “corky” mackay

Chief Mechanic

Designated Drunk Driver

Thomas “magnum” selleck

Senior Director, Security

US DoD Liaison (Lobbyist/Senator Briber)

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Mark “print744”

Group Founder

Master Bush Pilot

Ben “aussie_bennyH”

Master Bush Pilot

Group Owner

James “JGL90”

Stick and Rudder guy, Fairy Pilot

“Just ‘cuz you’ve got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town"

Samuel "Samuelhei”

Pilot

“子日:近者悅,遠者來"

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Ruben “orbitstrider”

Pilot

"Did you try turning it off and on again?"

Clint “Clintcom”

Bogan Pilot

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VAL “VAL067”

Pilot/Vegemite Miner/"The Enforcer"

"A few stubbies short of a sixpack."

ANDREW “JOBADIAH”

Pilot

"Wake me when we get there, run out of gas, or are about to hit the ground."

Jeff “Jextron”

Pilot

"Nothing happened. Everything is fine."

Sergio “Lud”

Pilot

“Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cos he got taxi clearance"

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Murphy "JMURPHY2486"

Pilot

"I don't get it."

Nick “NickSilver”

Pilot

“The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one.

Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb."

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Trip “Glasairmell”

Pilot

"Head out the cockpit and look forward not back!"

DB “TheGameColonel”

Pilot

“Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it."

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Carlos "HiFi"

Pilot
"So what if the pilot's drunk? The plane practically flies itself."

KevIn "KCHAPMAN"

Pilot
“HBRC 212, confirm you’ve captured the localizer.”
“Negative, but I have it surrounded.”

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Doug "dougd76"

Pilot
"Cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with."

Josh "JoshA"

Pilot
"I'm glad we got the Caravan Sophia, now I can ride her all day, and not just the one time!"

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SIMON "SFUNG6968"

Pilot
Legal Attache
"I take Viagra so I can be taller."

Miguel "Tveo"

Pilot
"Quote"

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JAN "YGARZ"

Pilot
"We don't make mistakes -- we just have happy accidents."

Joe "AKSledhead"

Couch Sitter
"I like to get high."

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Jason "Winnie"

Pilot
Chief Procrastinator
"A landing is just a controlled crash."