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Being an airline pilot would be great,

if you didn’t have to go on all those long trips.


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Alaska, the Frozen Bottom Sledding Club, [Ultimate Glacier Pilot (UGP)]
  Baby, it's COLD outside. #hardnipples #feminism

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Washington (KFHR Friday Harbor HUB)

  Snoop Dogg's favorite place in the world... he likes the drizzle.

   For KNRA Coupeville NOLF, WA,  Use caution to start & end flights only at the FAR north end of the runway due to proximity with WN40 Coupeville Airpark ​see, KNRA glitch and ​also FSE Manual’s ref.)

Oregon (KLMT Klamath HUB and KUAO Aurora HUB)

  Where the locals don't tan in summer, they rust.

California (KOAK Oakland NorCal HUB, KUKI NorCal HUB, and KVNY Van Nuys HUB)

  N69HB, you're like totally cleared to squawk VFR and hang loose. Fer sure, brah.

Arizona (57AZ La Cholla HUB)
  Where cows give evaporated milk and Sun Tea is instant.

Nevada(KHND Henderson HUB)

  Where election official hire pole workers, not poll workers.

Colorado (1V5/KBDU Boulder HUB) (mailbox is full)

Kentucky/Indiana/Ohio (KLOU Louiseville HUB)

  Fly the Bourbon Trail, squeal like a pig! Where the riverboat Captains give an "Aye!" for an "Aye!" and a TOOT for a TOOT.

Australia (YARM Armidale-NSW HUB, KNBR Narrabri-NSW HUB, YMMB Melbourne-VIC HUB, YMHB Hobart-TAS HUB)

  If you're a fuckin' fair dinkum full-grown Ozzie, come on downundah for a VB longneck, at 20 to 8 in the fucking mornin', ya fuckin dog cunt. We'll throw another prawn on the barbie, even if you're a bogan Collingwood supporter. No worries, she'll be right, mate.

Marquesas Islands (NTMN Fatu Hiva HUB, NTGK Kaukura HUB)

  Palm frondes et mésanges se balançant dans une brise légère.


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